1. erospainter:

"A Lesson on Love A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a child, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelery, my dear. Jewelery””

    erospainter:

    "A Lesson on Love 
    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
    “Mother, where do babies come from?” 
    The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” 
    The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a child, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. 
    “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” 
    “Jewelery, my dear. Jewelery””

     
  2. soooooobi:

 
     
  3. meetmeinthe-bedroom:

Good girl-D.

    meetmeinthe-bedroom:

    Good girl
    -D.

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  4. h4rdfuck:

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    Jill:  I’d love to be that slut just once.
Jack:  I’d love to be there when you slut out.

    Jill:  I’d love to be that slut just once.

    Jack: I’d love to be there when you slut out.

    (Source: bittersweetdisdain)

     
  9. Jack: Sorry I missed you in the shower yesterday, Jill. Really, really sorry.

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  10. housewife4fantasylife:

The husband watched intently as I willingly worked to get us a good deal on our new car. XOXO H4FL 
http://housewife4fantasylife.tumblr.com


Going down for zero down.  I love car shopping with, Jill.  She’s a wheeler and a dealer!!!

    housewife4fantasylife:

    The husband watched intently as I willingly worked to get us a good deal on our new car.
    XOXO H4FL 
http://housewife4fantasylife.tumblr.com

    Going down for zero down. I love car shopping with, Jill. She’s a wheeler and a dealer!!!

    (Source: dailydeepthroats)

     
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