1. housewife4fantasylife:

XOXO H4FL


Jack:  That’s definitely on the list, Jill.

    housewife4fantasylife:

    XOXO H4FL

    Jack: That’s definitely on the list, Jill.

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  3. nightsmut:

Ideas.



Jack:  Flashing in public is hot…and illegal…and sexy…and naughty…and fun.

    nightsmut:

    Ideas.

    Jack: Flashing in public is hot…and illegal…and sexy…and naughty…and fun.
     
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    Jack:  LAZY-ASS BITCHES who don’t put their carts in the cart return because they can’t walk 20 feet!!!!!…and my paint job pays the price!!!
Put your Twinkies in the trunk and get some exercise!!!

    Jack:  LAZY-ASS BITCHES who don’t put their carts in the cart return because they can’t walk 20 feet!!!!!…and my paint job pays the price!!!

    Put your Twinkies in the trunk and get some exercise!!!

     
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    smokedpork:

Keeping things interesting through dares



Jack:  Bombs away!!!

    smokedpork:

    Keeping things interesting through dares

    Jack: Bombs away!!!
     
  7. housewife4fantasylife:

sexstimulation:

Mya Lane

Yes please XOXO H4FL
Jack:  Jonesin’.

    housewife4fantasylife:

    sexstimulation:

    Mya Lane

    Yes please
    XOXO H4FL

    Jack: Jonesin’.
     
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  9. housewife4fantasylife:

    XOXO H4FL

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  12. theinfiniteache:

Via exhibitionistatheart

Jill:  Under the table naughtiness. Hot.

    theinfiniteache:

    Via exhibitionistatheart

    Jill:  Under the table naughtiness. Hot.

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    wicked-good:

foxyflatfriday:
Wicked-Good: Legs and Boobs

  Ξ f ³Ξ    |  natasha white


Jack: Must get more photos of Jill like this!

    wicked-good:

    foxyflatfriday:

    Wicked-Good: Legs and Boobs

      Ξ f ³Ξ    |  natasha white

    Jack: Must get more photos of Jill like this!

     
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    erospainter:

Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, “You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree. He said, “I’m tall and I’m straight.” And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, “Cut all the straight trees.” And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange. –Tom Waits, in Wristcutters: A Love Story

    erospainter:

    Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, “You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree. He said, “I’m tall and I’m straight.” And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, “Cut all the straight trees.” And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange. –Tom Waits, in Wristcutters: A Love Story

     
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    housewife4fantasylife:

altobagoo:

Te mettre en scène…? ❤️

XOXO H4FL



Jack:  I can never wait to get you alone.  Wish I didn’t have to.

    housewife4fantasylife:

    altobagoo:

    Te mettre en scène…? ❤️

    XOXO H4FL

    Jack: I can never wait to get you alone. Wish I didn’t have to.

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