(Source: lynnedaniels)
Jack: Funny you should post that, Jill. I was just watching that movie two nights ago.
Jill: Maybe you should watch your iChat.
Masturbating using two fists
Jack: Here’s a GIF from that hot vid you posted way back when.
Jill: I remember it well.
http://smutgasboard.tumblr.com/post/525165417/menarehot-smokinghot-a-bit-of-retro-ish
“Big Bikes” - Kyuss
Jack: Saw these guys open for Faith No More in the 90s. They’re pretty heavy, but obviously have a great sense of humor.
Here she comes a ridin’
Well burning down the street
Here she comes a fucking big boy
Feel the New York heat
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
Well on a big bike yeah
Big bike yeah
She is feelin’ nasty
She is feelin’ nice tonight
Hey baby, well I want to cool you down
I need something tonight
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
On a big bike yeah
Big bike yeah
Here she comes a ridin’
Well burning down the street
Well here she comes a fucking big boy
Feel the New York heat
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
On a big bike
Big bike, big bike
Yes you think it wide?
Yes you, yes you
Yes you CK, yeah
Jill: Chaps…..nice.
Jack: I’m embarrassed to say how long it took me to realize there were three people in this scene. Maybe I’ve been looking a smut too long…
…NAH!!!
(Source: bittersweetdisdain)
(via twervert)
Jack: That’s the SPIRIT!!!
Jack: So many good shots at this site. Hard to choose one. Stupid photographer left his shadow in the frame tho. Guess I can’t blame him for letting that slip his mind.
Jack: Jill, it may come as no surprise to learn this is what my soul is doing when I’m around you.
Jill: That’s hot, Jack.
Jack: Amazing shot. I want one.