Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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“She Ain’t You” - Chris Brown
Jack: Super sweet sentiment, Jill.
“That’s right, Daddy! Sit on Mommy’s face until Mommy’s cum soaks your face. Drink it up.”
Jack: Strike that…reverse it. You must be high, Jill.

“That’s right, Daddy! Eat Mommy’s pussy until Mommy’s cum soaks your face. Drink it up.”
uunnfff. now.
Love how ready she looks to fuck!!!
Jill: That’s sexy
Jack: The leashed guy is sexy?
Jill: The image. The whole thing.
Jack: I knew you’d like that. You’ll have to collar me and walk me the next time we go. I dare you to leave it on me while we’re out there.
Jill: Leave it on me? Or you?
Jack: Leave it on me, leashed and collared.
(Source: monsieur831)
Jill: Are you ready to be tamed, Jolie?
Jill: Fucking hot!
Jack: Yeah, leave it to me to notice her hamstring peeking out of her skirt.