Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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“Foxy Foxy” - Rob Zombie from Educated Horses
“Big Bikes” - Kyuss
Jack: Saw these guys open for Faith No More in the 90s. They’re pretty heavy, but obviously have a great sense of humor.
Here she comes a ridin’
Well burning down the street
Here she comes a fucking big boy
Feel the New York heat
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
Well on a big bike yeah
Big bike yeah
She is feelin’ nasty
She is feelin’ nice tonight
Hey baby, well I want to cool you down
I need something tonight
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
On a big bike yeah
Big bike yeah
Here she comes a ridin’
Well burning down the street
Well here she comes a fucking big boy
Feel the New York heat
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
On a big bike
Big bike, big bike
Yes you think it wide?
Yes you, yes you
Yes you CK, yeah
“Real Solution #9” - White Zombie from Astro Creep 2000
(…one of the best rock/metal/industrial…or-whatever-you-want-to-call-it albums ever produced!
Jack: Ladies…and…Gentlemen…
Jill loves White Zombie!!!!!!!
This is why she’s hot. This is why she’s hot.
This is why…this is why…this is why she’s hot.
This is why she’s hot. This is why she’s hot.
This is why…this is why…this is why she’s hot.
She’s hot cuz she’s fly. You ain’t cuz you not.
Korn - “Make me Bad”