1. housewife4fantasylife:

    Messy. I mean, mmmmmmmessy.
    XOXO H4FL http://housewife4fantasylife.tumblr.com

    Jack: So funny that Japanese porn has the pussy and cock blurred out. I mean, she’s covered in CUM!!! Is showing the fine details of her pussy that bad?!?!?!

    (Source: bittoomuch)

     
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    zubinblog:

Sticky HJ

    zubinblog:

    Sticky HJ

     
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  6. Jack:  Cinnabon, eat your heart out.

    Jack:  Cinnabon, eat your heart out.

     
  7. esperminha-gostozinho:

    É gostozo ganhar porrinha…dá tanta vontade de limpar ela…

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  8. Jack:  Yep, that’s about how I picture you, Jill…

    Jack:  Yep, that’s about how I picture you, Jill…

    (Source: lomejordeldia)

     
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  11. Jill:  My sandwich is a bit dry.
Jack:  I can fix that.
Jill:  I bet you can.
Jack:  I have some sweet pickle relish in my drawer…
…and a sweet pickle in my drawers.
Jill:  That’s too bad.  I like dill pickles.
Jack:  Shame.
Jill:  Tragedy

    Jill:  My sandwich is a bit dry.

    Jack:  I can fix that.

    Jill:  I bet you can.

    Jack:  I have some sweet pickle relish in my drawer…

    …and a sweet pickle in my drawers.

    Jill:  That’s too bad.  I like dill pickles.

    Jack:  Shame.

    Jill:  Tragedy

    (Source: ilovecockycocks)

     
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  14. Jill: God I’m horny.

     
  15. Jack:  Oh…

    …My…

    …God.

    (Source: bcrude)