Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Most important meal of the day: Breakfast is served My Lord.
Jack: I could really sink my teeth into that fuzzy peach.
formypeanuts response was…When I think of sex, I think about new and different ways that I can improve my skills to become a better lover. If I like it in my mind and run the scenarios over and over for practice, when it comes time to implement my plan is usually very successful!
I must say I was so delighted with all the responses but I love a man who is sexually confident and is always willing to try new things and explore outside of his comfort zone!;~Naughtynicegirl69
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Jack: That’s totally us…in my dreams.
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Jack: Immaculate cleavage.
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