Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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#shallwebegin
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Makes me think of these lyrics…Slap me, bite me,kiss my ass…slap me,bite me,lick my pussy!
Jack: The ‘original’ 5-point harness!!!
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Jack: Your dog is dying to be walked, Jill.
The one time I’ve tried switching to sub with an ex, this is one of the things we did. I modified a leather cock harness out of a piece of tat, and she got a leash. And I wholeheartedly agree with littlegirlyone’s caption about the emotional symbolism. :-)
I like this image a lot, but I like it even more as a metaphor. As in, I have you by the cock, and I’m going to pull you around viciously by it. And you, boy? Have no choice but to follow.
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Jack: Is that a…yes…yes, it is a leash. Nice.
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