Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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![Jack: Yes, I would LOVE some milk on my cereal this morning, Dear. Thank you very mu…shit I just creamed my shorts. Now I’m going to be late for work. I guess we may as well have some hot kitchen sex now.
[a day later…]
Jack: Oh shit! I just realized she has a KNIFE!!!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1a1470CI1qzrbljo1_1280.jpg)
Jack: Yes, I would LOVE some milk on my cereal this morning, Dear. Thank you very mu…shit I just creamed my shorts. Now I’m going to be late for work. I guess we may as well have some hot kitchen sex now.
[a day later…]
Jack: Oh shit! I just realized she has a KNIFE!!!
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