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who else needs a vibrator up the ass? #likethisguy
“Feed me”
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Jack: I see the makings of a “hit” cooking reality show…
They can call it “Masterbaking in the Kitchen”.
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Jack: Sheer disbelief at how good it feels…
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Jack: …and then I went to this tumblr called Erotic Hardcore Sex…and it was like I was just STUCK there…looking at the nastiest, artsiest smut available. I’ll probably still be there when you read this, Jill. Kidding. I’m going to bed. See you in the morning…with my zipper down. Better be ready to flash your Daddy.
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That’s a good boy, you pull those cheeks apart so I can see. Mommy wants to see what she is doing her naughty boys ass, yes, you beg me, beg me to fuck you harder you dirty boy.
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Jack: She’s getting skewered AND filleted.
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Happy Belated Valentine’s Day!
![Jack: Yes, I would LOVE some milk on my cereal this morning, Dear. Thank you very mu…shit I just creamed my shorts. Now I’m going to be late for work. I guess we may as well have some hot kitchen sex now.
[a day later…]
Jack: Oh shit! I just realized she has a KNIFE!!!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1a1470CI1qzrbljo1_1280.jpg)
Jack: Yes, I would LOVE some milk on my cereal this morning, Dear. Thank you very mu…shit I just creamed my shorts. Now I’m going to be late for work. I guess we may as well have some hot kitchen sex now.
[a day later…]
Jack: Oh shit! I just realized she has a KNIFE!!!
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Jack: Yet more fuel for my kitchen fantasies!
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