Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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This is one of the sexiest things I’ve seen in a long time. Want to do this! Except I’d be flashing the passing cars, too. ;)
Jack: Can’t help but think about you doing this, Jill. Thought of you as soon as I saw it. Well, that’s redundant; I think of you when I see most of the stuff on Tumblr.
(Source: e4rleb1rd)
You <3 this ?!? Visit SEXEVIOLENCE for moar!
(Source: atouchoflovelust)
Jack: I try to picture what you might look like posting your nasty pics in the morning…something like this, maybe?
(Source: temptingbliss)
Ahh ayrılık… Yoksa bu aygırın kendisi dururken…
Jack: I want to tickle your ivory, Jill.
(Source: fuckmaker)
Jack: Love it when you let me do that to you, Jill. Gonna have to impale you with the Dragon again real soon.
(Source: do-me-twice)
Merilyn Sekova from DDF Busty
Jack: If Daddy told you to “go fuck yourself”, ‘wood’ you?
(Source: beautifulsmut)
“Call of the White Shield” series