Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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i want this right about now.
Jill: Work it.
Jack: I’d be there, if it wasn’t so jack-on-jack.
(Source: thug-gifs)
what i watched the first time i came to gay porn
Jack: Holy shit!
Jill: What a waste. Just kidding.
Jack: Two hot studs with boners talking about who gets to fuck Jill in the mouth and who gets to fill her pussy with hot cum…
Jill: I think they’re more interested in each other!
Jack: OK, you’re right, they’re both flaming queens. Two bad.
jumpierthanavirginataprisonrodeo:
(via 4squarebear, pumpkindred)
Jill: I think that’s a hot image.
Jack: What’s hot about it?