Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Bad grrls doing bad things: Sharing is caring, Rose!
G.I. Joe’s Kung Fu grip.
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Do you think of me I wonder..?
…officially stopping now for the night!
Jack: Did this with Your cock all the way to work, Jill. Well…most of the way…had to cover up for the truck drivers. I don’t mind if the ladies in the SUV’s look in, but I’m guessing the dudes can do without. Then again, maybe a few truckers are playing for the other team and wouldn’t mind. ;-)
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Jack: The sense of urgency to get Her cock as close to her mouth as possible, mixed with my convulsing body, makes every facial a blend of ecstasy and acrobatics, or as We like to call it, “fuckrobatics”.
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WTF-Image-Of-The-Day
Jack: Nothing really special about this GIF…
…EXCEPT FOR THE GARGANTUAN LOAD WITH WHICH HE DOUSES HIS FAIR MAIDEN!!!!
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I love getting my clit licked by a nice skilled tongue and I so love to see a man work his cock…I want to see how u milk your cock…how u please yourself and make your cock cum…I will watch and learn…then next time its my turn to show u what I have learned…I will so repeat your actions and add a little extra special attention to details…my massage therapist hands love to really work a good hard cock!!! ;0
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Jill: I’m going to get a salad today. Want one?
Jack: Salad? Yes. Got a new dressing for you to try…
…Just say “when”…
Jill: Say when to what?
Jack: …How much of my nasty dressing you want on your salad…[laughing][laughing][laughing]
I know…I’m sick.