Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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see him droop and hang so hung
Jack: …throated, it would hit your lung
Jill: I think the Serpent from the Garden of Eden got loose.
Jack: I’m sure he made a deal with the Devil to acquire a cock so huge.
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Jlll: Time to take advantage.
Jack: Added tags for “top100”, “hung”, and “fuckrobatic”. Nice find, Jill. I’m have a wonderful fantasy of you taking advantage of me in that position…
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weiner wednesday submission by vod6
Jill: Flash me, Jack.
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the solo reacharound
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Jack: Hung over…
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