Luckiest Jack: Done! Jill even calls it a blow-your-mind-job!
Jill: Thanks, Jack. You know I love it.
(Source: dragonthings)
![Jack: ”Junk”
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Jack: Now, if we could take this genius, add 3-dimensional models, and a cheesy, B-grade porn plot, we could make MILLIONS!!!
Any girl can suck your dick, find one who can blow your mind.
Jack: This is the reason some companies are so meeting-happy.
Jill: I’d love to go to that meeting.
(Source: scrushingball)
I love girls who are open with their sexuality and enjoy being playful around other women!
(Source: boobiejiggling)
(Source: swallowedbyawave)
Jack's Tag-Of-The-Day: "stream"
Jack: …because I couldn’t wait until Monday to do another Tag-Of-The-Week”.
Wanna see Daddies all over the world blowing their nuggets?…click here!
Jack: Beware, Jill. You never know when you’re gonna get thwacked by The Jack!
(Source: masturbater)
Jill: Ha. Perfect fit.
Katy left her cookies out for Santa, hoping he might come soon.
(Source: foryourhornyneeds)
(Source: autumnone)
Jack: Fuckyeahcowgirl!
(Source: sheknowswhatsbestforme)