Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
http://smutgasboard.tumblr.com/tagged/tags
Jack: ”INCONCEIVABLE!!!” There is not nearly enough room in that tight, little twat for that monster black cock.
save your ass-hole
Horse is like, “OK, the rubber pants make your butt look good, but they chafe my flank … you’re not getting on me without a saddle.”
equestrian
“Stud”
(via ooitzsanto)
