Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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(Source: lynnedaniels)
Katy left her cookies out for Santa, hoping he might come soon.
(Source: sissischlegel2012)
(Source: maged2166)
Jack: Daddy likes nuns sucking and fucking…because they’re naught supposed to.
Jill: Would you like it if they sucked and fucked YOU?
Jack: Yes.
Jill: Me too.
Jack: You’d like it if they sucked and fucked you?
Jill: Why wouldn’t I?
Jack: Precisely!
(Source: simultaneouslystrange)
when giants wore cock-rings
Meat
i feel the same
For Kate, wish you were here.
Jack: BWAAAHAHAHAH!!!
“Wear the fox hat.”