Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
http://smutgasboard.tumblr.com/tagged/tags
Jack: …HAZMAT taking care of the nastiest of spills…
(Source: dddecember)
Disney girl, Vanessa Hudgens, gone bad. Fun movie. Glad to see her break out and try something new. I’ll bet she is too.

(via lupulaoi)
Bobby Momenteller (via Le Nu Masculin)
Bobby’s tagged here.
Jack: She can fly me, any day.