Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: Suspenders…√ Boner…√
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Jack: Hot one, Jill. The best part of this shot is how sexy she knows she is.
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Jack: Couldn’t ignore the perspective. Nice shot. Nice twat.
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Jill: Better get the lunch room and get some pizza before it’s all gone.
Jack: Thanks. I will. Like you, Jill, I like a lot of meat on my pie.
Jill: Yes, I do.
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“No, I not joking.”
I’m sitting behind you enjoying my drink and the view. Your heart beats with anticipation on my touch.
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