1. Jack:  10,000+ followers!!  Thank you, ONE and ALL!!!

    Jack:  10,000+ followers!!  Thank you, ONE and ALL!!!

     
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  3. ilovecocks:

what i want in front of my mouth right now

    ilovecocks:

    what i want in front of my mouth right now

     
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    erospainter:

Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, “You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree. He said, “I’m tall and I’m straight.” And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, “Cut all the straight trees.” And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange. –Tom Waits, in Wristcutters: A Love Story

    erospainter:

    Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, “You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree. He said, “I’m tall and I’m straight.” And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, “Cut all the straight trees.” And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange. –Tom Waits, in Wristcutters: A Love Story

     
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    hypersexualgirl:

lick
     
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    housewife4fantasylife:

Love. XOXO H4FL

    housewife4fantasylife:

    Love.
    XOXO H4FL

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  10. housewife4fantasylife:

XOXO H4FL
     
  11. Jack:  I think about you day and night, Jill.

    Jack:  I think about you day and night, Jill.

     
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    Jack:  Yes, Jill, please flash me whenever, wherever, however!

    Jack: Yes, Jill, please flash me whenever, wherever, however!

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    hypersexualgirl:

mischief

    hypersexualgirl:

    mischief

     
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    spiceysauce:

That’s a hot stick!


Jack:  Yeah, they just don’t make ‘em like they used to.

    spiceysauce:

    That’s a hot stick!

    Jack: Yeah, they just don’t make ‘em like they used to.
     
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