Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: Damn.
Jill: Thank you Jack! Thanks for putting your skilled tongue between my legs. I love it when you go down on me. Makes me purr.
Jack: I wish I could take the credit for being such a good Daddy. But the truth is: I don’t have any cuntrol. I’m slave to My Pussy.
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Jack: She’s loving the pounding he’s giving her.
Jill: I loved the pounding you gave me today, Jack.
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Jack: Let’s put that on our “Fucket List” of positions to try.
Jill: I’ll need strong arms.
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