Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: This is the reason some companies are so meeting-happy.
Jill: I’d love to go to that meeting.
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*purrrr*
Jill: How it should be.
Jack: Yes. Treat her like the Queen she is.
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Here is the question of the day for tomorrow’s news…What is one thing a woman should know about u before a fuck? Thought this one would be fun! Just to get the ball rolling I will be the first to answer…The first thing u should know about me before a fuck is that I don’t say no to too many things during sex and in the bed!!!;0 XO
Jack: Beware, Jill. You never know when you’re gonna get thwacked by The Jack!
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Katy left her cookies out for Santa, hoping he might come soon.
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watched my buddy do this to my wife - was good times
Jack: Nasty swingers…Jealous.
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