Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jill: Ha. Perfect fit.
Jack: I see the makings of a “hit” cooking reality show…
They can call it “Masterbaking in the Kitchen”.
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Jack: Hot FUDGE!!!
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Jack: You tempt me constantly, Jill.
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Jack: Thanks for the choc., Jill.
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