Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Teacher: Class, this week, your homework is to sketch a series of drawings that depict movement of the human body. We will photograph them and compile them into a GIF which we can share on the school website.
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Géraldine Georges
the colors :)
Jack: Mushroom? Tree? I don’t know what it is…but I like it!
Jill: I’ll bet Yoda has a huge cock.
Jack: It’s not the size of the cock…it’s how you use it, and he’s a fucking jedi master.
Jill: Hell yes. I’ll bet he’s a master at pussy eating.
Jack: You’d explode if he ate your (my) pussy.
Jill: Those ears make great handles to hold onto
Jack: “My ears, hold you not! What I’m doing, know I.”
This is Mark Wallinger‘s “Time and Relative Dimensions in Space 2001″, a life-sized mirrored model of the TARDIS from “Doctor Who,” which at certain angles seems to blend into its environment. It was exhibited at The Hayward Gallery in February 2009.
IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL! I WANT!
Jack: Great shot, Jill. My mind is already wandering through fantasy scenarios…
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Brilliant!