Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
http://smutgasboard.tumblr.com/tagged/tags
*purrrr*
Jill: How it should be.
Jack: Yes. Treat her like the Queen she is.
(Source: alternativefemdom)
Here is the question of the day for tomorrow’s news…What is one thing a woman should know about u before a fuck? Thought this one would be fun! Just to get the ball rolling I will be the first to answer…The first thing u should know about me before a fuck is that I don’t say no to too many things during sex and in the bed!!!;0 XO
(Source: lily-xo)
Jill: Damn. That’s hot.
(Source: eddiee321)
(Source: magictongue)
JIll: I think he might get a foot job.
(Source: killingpinoccio)
A foot fan’s classic.