Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
http://smutgasboard.tumblr.com/tagged/tags
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Jack: Now, if we could take this genius, add 3-dimensional models, and a cheesy, B-grade porn plot, we could make MILLIONS!!!
Bad grrls doing bad things: Sharing is caring, Rose!
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Jack: Thank you for the new music, Jill. Wish I could suck your everything, in appreciation.
Jill: Then I would have to suck your everything with gratitude. That would really suck.
Jack: Sucking leads to blowing.
Jill: Blowing leads to fucking.
Jack: Fucking leads to blowing…my load.
Jill: …All over my everywhere.
Jack: YES!!!
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Jack: The sense of urgency to get Her cock as close to her mouth as possible, mixed with my convulsing body, makes every facial a blend of ecstasy and acrobatics, or as We like to call it, “fuckrobatics”.
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Beautiful oral creampie
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Jack: …because I couldn’t wait until Monday to do another Tag-Of-The-Week”.
Wanna see Daddies all over the world blowing their nuggets?…click here!
Jack: Nothing really special about this GIF…
…EXCEPT FOR THE GARGANTUAN LOAD WITH WHICH HE DOUSES HIS FAIR MAIDEN!!!!
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This is a sexy cumshot! He shoots so hard and fast right after pulling out… like he almost forgot to (:
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