Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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This is one of the sexiest things I’ve seen in a long time. Want to do this! Except I’d be flashing the passing cars, too. ;)
Jack: Can’t help but think about you doing this, Jill. Thought of you as soon as I saw it. Well, that’s redundant; I think of you when I see most of the stuff on Tumblr.
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Jack: That’s a hot flash, Jill. Reminds me of My pussy.
Ooops…forgot to add the “shooz” tag.
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