Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: Savage beast!
(Source: myohmyohmy)
(Source: nickthedickreloaded)
Jack: There’s a bad boy for ya, Jill.
(Source: baddognobiscuit)
Hot
(Source: 69andalittlewine)
Jill: I’d like to pin him too.
(Source: 69andalittlewine)
Jack: You wanna cone out and play, or should I cum inside?
Jill: Well…… I could use a shower
Jack: I’d rather fuck you dirty.
Bobby Momenteller (via Le Nu Masculin)
Bobby’s tagged here.
(Source: monsieur831)
Jill: Tell me that’s not hot.
Jack: That’s not hot.
Jill: Liar.
Jack: I’ve seen it before. It’s old hat.
Jill: Not for me
Jack: Ya seen one shot of three women kissing and stripping and all fucking dirty and….
…yeah, I’m a liar.