Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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(Source: lily-xo)
“The Storm” - Jerry Ropero from In Search of Sunrise 7: Asia
(Source: exquisitegifs)
“My World” - Luminary from In Search of Sunrise 4
“Love My Money” - Spencer & Hill
Jack: Dance for me.
(Source: 2drool4)
“Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F)” - Katy Perry from Teenage Dream
No. 25 in Set, What’s New in Thad’s Thoughts?—A Weekly Review:
Singing In The Rain Outtake
Yes, but I’m worried about his landing….
Happy Valentines Day!
“Dirty” - Bodyrockers
(Source: -nakedness)
“Dance in the Mirror” - Bruno Mars
“Crab Louse” - Lords of Acid from Voodoo-U

Jack: Jill, posted this smuttering of pec flexing by REAL men for ya.