Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: That’s a hot flash, Jill. Reminds me of My pussy.
Ooops…forgot to add the “shooz” tag.
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Jill: Probably my favorite position.
Jack: Well, let’s get back to that bench on the hill then, shall we?
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we love porn and our spouses don’t…
JIll: They don’t seem to be to interested in the video.
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You asked what I had in mind tonight, THIS is what I’ve had in mind all week. Get over here and get to work…
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Jill: Whatcha doin’?
Jack: Sittin’ here at work…chokin’ a bud…thinkin’ of you…
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Hayden Winters “Perfect Sex” Clip 4
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Hayden Winters “Perfect Sex” Clip 3
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Hayden Winters “Perfect Sex” Clip 2
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Jack: Uh…THAT was impressive!
At 14:00, she gets on the sybian. Quite possibly the most sensational, unbridled orgasm ever!
Jill: That was pretty intense. I do need to get one of those, Jack. I like the way she collapses when she’s done.
Jack: Well Folks, y’all reblogged the SHIT out of the first Hayden Winters clip I posted…
http://smutgasboard.tumblr.com/post/5237420826/jack-hayden-winters-from-new-sensations-this
…so I went out and found the whole video. Part 1 is right above “Well Folks”. Enjoy, and stay tuned for the second segment, in which she sucks off that lucky porn stud for a full 5 minutes!
Hayden Winters “Perfect Sex” Clip 1
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