Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: Rarely does one get an opportunity to read between the lines in the Rare Book Sexion.
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Jack: There is a small Tupperware in the fridge with some diced turkey, if you want.
Jill: I wood like some of your meat. Thank you in advance.
Jack: I would like to make an advance toward you.
Jill: Of which sort?
Jack: The one pictured above: ”Climb the wall, Bitch!”
Jill: Dang
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