Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: Love the white pants.
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Jack: You say you like it when I push you up agains the wall and take advantage of you, Jill. Try stripping and throwing yourself against the wall for me. I guarantee Your cock will be hard instantly, and I will ravage you just as hard…or harder.
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Jack: I hope the view today is as cock hardening as it was yesterday, Jill. But then…that’s like hoping the sun will come up.
As my lord commands.
Jack: Ready for a bit of that, Jill? Your Ringed-Cock is hard as Hell, right now.
Jill: I’ve never been more ready.
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Jack: I know what you need, Jill.
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I love girls who are open with their sexuality and enjoy being playful around other women!
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Perfect curves and skin dark and sweet like best chocolate,
just GORGEOUS!!!
Jill: Wow.
Jack: Suckable, lickable, traceable, but “udderly” impossible to fit in my mouth!
Jack: Suckable…traceable…pinchable…lickable…
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Jack: That’s what’s up. Thanks for posting some hot, jill-on-jill grind.
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