Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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see him droop and hang so hung
Jack: …throated, it would hit your lung
Jill: I think the Serpent from the Garden of Eden got loose.
Jack: I’m sure he made a deal with the Devil to acquire a cock so huge.
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Jack: I’m always happy to see you, Jill.
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Jack: Leaked the Hell all over the inside of my briefs. It’s like the Hawaiian Islands in there.
Jill: I love the Hawaiian Islands
Jack: They were formed by a volcano, spewing loads of molten rock…up into the sea. Speaking of spewing loads into the sea…


There is something so incredibly sexy about licking and running your mouth over a clothed cock… mmm
Daddy likes this little prelude, Kitten….
Jill: I hope you wore underwear today, Jack.
Jack: Aye, lass…I did. Waitin’ for yer bonnie tongue to tease it fierce.
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Baptiste Giannisini III by Cyprien Leyn
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Oh look who it is!