Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Titty fucks are fun when he shoots his thick hot load all over them after, giving me a nice pearl necklace to smear all over my hard nipples.
Jack: Now THAT’s a healthy attitude! Jill’s mentioned on more than one occasion that she digs pearls. Hmmm…..
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any plans for dinner?
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Dear Jack, this gif is sure to make you stiff. Ha ha ha.
Dear Jill, Daddy loves a good gif stiffer.
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