Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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G.I. Joe’s Kung Fu grip.
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Jack: This is the reason some companies are so meeting-happy.
Jill: I’d love to go to that meeting.
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Jill: Good God. I need to suck that.
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What a beautiful dick! So long and thick, I would love to go down on that baby!!!
time to shift gears ;)
Jack: Love the tan lines and the look on the kids face in the background. Definitely “top100” tag.
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Jack: They look like they might not even be able to drive yet.
…can probably “drive it home” tho.
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