Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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“Feed me”
(Source: axman)
(Source: erosmenelau)
(Source: contea-grimaldi)
“Ready or not…here I cum!”
(Source: hypersexualgirl)
(Source: will100)
Jack: Look for some of that stuff while you’re out shopping, Jill.
Jill: Okay. Would you wear Latex boots like that?
Jack: Sure, if it guaranteed some nasty action like that!
Jill: I’d like to see you in that get-up.
Jack: I’ll bet you would.
(Source: myohmyohmy)
Jill: Missing you, Jack.
(Source: in-an-ideal-world)
Source: sirandmiss
Jill: Is that what Daddy wants?
Jack: That’s one of MANY things Daddy wants.
…and, as much as I enjoy tying you up and blindfolding your hot ass, I love it when you jack Your cock, look up at me with love, and suck your hard cock.
(Source: myohmyohmy)
(Source: myohmyohmy)
the slut.