Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: Get it, Girl!
Jack: That’s deep.
Jill: Wow. I’m impressed.
Jack: I mean deep as in thought-provoking.
Jill: No you don’t.
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Jack: This is the reason some companies are so meeting-happy.
Jill: I’d love to go to that meeting.
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Jack: Work it until I blow!
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who else needs a vibrator up the ass? #likethisguy