Jack: I need a pole, to which I can lash my Buddy.
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(Source: glamourbound)
Jack: Jill, I’m thinking you would be a nice addition to the decorations at my next BBQ. Are you game?
Jill: As long as I’m the main course.
(Source: masterandslave)
(Source: cocoraceme)
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(Source: spiceysauce)
Jack: Take a minute…soak in the scene…
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Jack: Are you ready to suck Daddy’s monster? You’ll need to be on all-fours so you don’t fall over in your blinded state.