Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Alice In Wonderland
Jack: Eve, you naughty girl, consorting with serpents.
(Source: hurtslikesatann)
advertising series - Humo (ass)
advertising series - Humo (cock)
A fleeting moment with one of nature’s greatest phenomena.
(Source: nuxta)
(Source: bedroomfairytales)
Jack: Milk it.
(Source: cockringlover)
Jack: FUCKYEAHHIPPITYHOP!!!
