Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Perfect way to start the day, do you not agree?
see him droop and hang so hung
Jack: …throated, it would hit your lung
Jill: I think the Serpent from the Garden of Eden got loose.
Jack: I’m sure he made a deal with the Devil to acquire a cock so huge.
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He just can’t stop blasting her mouth.
Jack: Mind-bogglingly erotic. My lust-o-meter just cracked. It’s like we were programmed by some supernatural force to be turned on by sex. Hmmm…..
Jill: I’m going to get a salad today. Want one?
Jack: Salad? Yes. Got a new dressing for you to try…
…Just say “when”…
Jill: Say when to what?
Jack: …How much of my nasty dressing you want on your salad…[laughing][laughing][laughing]
I know…I’m sick.
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Jack: ’Scuse me while I whip this out…”
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Jack: That’s some seriously hot rammin’.
Jill: Seriously big hot cock.
Jack: I KNOW! Be fun to play with. I’d love to watch you take a limp one of that size and work it up to full capacity. Getting hard thinking about you with two hands and your mouth not even covering it.
Jill: What would you be doing? Getting horny think about it too.
Jack: I was hoping you’d ask. You are sitting on my face, grinding My pussy into my mouth so hard I’m having trouble breathing…but that’s OK, cuz I’m spanking your ass cheeks a bright shade of red.
Jill: Wouldn’t it be hard for you to watch me with his big hard cock in my mouth?
Jack: Yep.
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Jack: Now ride that monster while you suck your Daddy’s cock right down your throat.

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