Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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This is one of the sexiest things I’ve seen in a long time. Want to do this! Except I’d be flashing the passing cars, too. ;)
Jack: Can’t help but think about you doing this, Jill. Thought of you as soon as I saw it. Well, that’s redundant; I think of you when I see most of the stuff on Tumblr.
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Jack: Love the tan lines and the look on the kids face in the background. Definitely “top100” tag.
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Jack: That is EXACTLY what I’m talkin’ about!!!
Naughty school girl taking a dildo out of her pussy, in the middle of the library, deepthroats it on a webcam’d tax-payer computer and stuffs it in her bag. Now THAT’s hot.
Jack: Yep, I’m definitely going…UP!
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I need a man who will take what he wants from me — take what belongs to him — no matter the time or place.
http://muneca-blue.tumblr.com/
Jack: You trying to tell me you need a man like that, JIll?
Jill: Yes.
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MIAMI 2010 AT A DINER WITH TANIA. SHE ALWAYS SWALLOWS. (via polaroidplumber)
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Jill: Saw just the top part of this image and thought it was sexy enough to reblog. And then I saw the rest of the image. Fun.
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Jack: Naughty as I want you to be…
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