Jack: Got a nasty catalog on my desk this morning. Could be an all-day sucker. Aaaack!
Jill: Is it the gun catalog you’re working on this weekend?
Jack: Yep.
Jill: At first I thought you were telling me you got a “nasty” catalog in the mail this morning, not to work on.
Jack: I wish. I want the all-day sucker from THAT catalog!
Jill: I know. You couldn’t make any money on getting that kind of catalog in the mail. That’s the bright side.
Jack: True. I’d just LOSE money.
Jill: True.
Jack: Speaking of…did you find a place to buy your fuck machine?
Jill: I can’t afford one of those. Sticking with the organic kind, for now, as well as the battery operated kind.
Jack: Organic: good one.
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