Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: Money well spent.
Jill: Huh??
Jack: Money shot + He’s spent = Money well spent.
Jill: Reaching.
Jack: Digging.
Jill: Spend some money on me.
Jack: You like it when your Daddy spends his money on you? Want me to flood you with ice?
(Source: myohmyohmy)
Money well spent. Huh?? Money shot + He’s spent = Money well spent. Reaching. Digging. Spend some money on me. You...
should you ever wish to be so messy, please feel free.