Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
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what i watched the first time i came to gay porn
Jack: Holy shit!
Jill: What a waste. Just kidding.
Jack: Two hot studs with boners talking about who gets to fuck Jill in the mouth and who gets to fill her pussy with hot cum…
Jill: I think they’re more interested in each other!
Jack: OK, you’re right, they’re both flaming queens. Two bad.
Jack: Holy shit! What a waste. Just kidding. Two hot studs with boners talking about who gets to fuck Jill in