Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
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“Big Bikes” - Kyuss
Jack: Saw these guys open for Faith No More in the 90s. They’re pretty heavy, but obviously have a great sense of humor.
Here she comes a ridin’
Well burning down the street
Here she comes a fucking big boy
Feel the New York heat
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
Well on a big bike yeah
Big bike yeah
She is feelin’ nasty
She is feelin’ nice tonight
Hey baby, well I want to cool you down
I need something tonight
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
On a big bike yeah
Big bike yeah
Here she comes a ridin’
Well burning down the street
Well here she comes a fucking big boy
Feel the New York heat
‘Cause I want some pussy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
From a bad bitch
On a big bike
Big bike, big bike
Yes you think it wide?
Yes you, yes you
Yes you CK, yeah