The Bucket

Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]

Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.

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14:22 26th Jan 2012

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Jack: Yes, I would LOVE some milk on my cereal this morning, Dear. Thank you very mu…shit I just creamed my shorts. Now I’m going to be late for work. I guess we may as well have some hot kitchen sex now.

[a day later…]

Jack: Oh shit! I just realized she has a KNIFE!!!
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