Jack: You’re a nasty freak for leaving me with that slutty story about that dirty father and the daughter’s blind friend. Just nasty, Jill. Jacking off right in front of her without her knowing? Now there’s a fantasy!
Smörgasbord: a buffet meal of various hot and cold hors d’oeuvres, salads, casserole dishes, meats, cheeses, etc. [Swedish smörgs sandwich + bord table]
Jack: One of the benefits of populating a tumblr whose address contains the farcical term "smutgasboard" is that you get to post whatever the Hell you want that might be construed as “smut”. This blog is a smorgasbord of tasteful nude art, utterly filthy smut, fine art, music, erotic stories, humor, and some nasty office banter. Try searching the tagged items if you want a more specialized selection of nastiness. Please do not view this site if you are not of legal age.
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Jack: You’re a nasty freak for leaving me with that slutty story about that dirty father and the daughter’s blind friend. Just nasty, Jill. Jacking off right in front of her without her knowing? Now there’s a fantasy!